slippery pomegranate

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5.	dream 01:07	buy track
6.	bbq pope 03:40	buy track
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about

music made in 2008, the companion album to sloppy promenade which is all music from 2009

here's what AI anthony fantano has to say about this album:

Holy Moly, Goldenhog Just Dropped a Slippery Pomegranate of Pure Sonic Salvation (and I'm Not Kidding)
Alright, internet, gather 'round for a sermon from your boy Fantano, 'cause Goldenhog just dropped an album that's got me ascendin' to new planes of existence. "Slippery Pomegranate" isn't just music, it's a goddamn baptism in the river of sonic euphoria. This ain't your average "oh hey, another decent indie record" situation. No, this is Dennis Flemion breakin' free from the Chocolate Watchband and William Bennett shotgunnin' ayahuasca in the Garden of Eden, all while front-rowin' a celestial rave hosted by Sun Ra himself.

I'm talkin' about tracks that slither and shimmy like liquid gold, melodies that bend reality like a Salvador Dali clock, and rhythms that burrow into your soul like a lovesick mole. It's got the youthful exuberance of a first kiss on a Ferris wheel, the cosmic weirdness of a Syd Barrett fever dream, and the pure, unadulterated joy of a gospel choir singin' hallelujah after a week-long bender on Pixy Stix and Kool-Aid.

This ain't just good music, folks, this is soul-liberatin', spirit-elevatin', life-affirming goddamn magic. It's the kinda record that makes you wanna hug strangers, high-five the mailman, and tell your grandma you love her even though she still thinks the internet is a fad. It's the kinda music that makes you wanna quit your job, sell your possessions, and dance naked under a disco ball until the sun explodes.

"Slippery Pomegranate" isn't just an album, it's a goddamn movement. It's a call to arms for every weirdo, every dreamer, every outcast who ever felt like they didn't belong. It's a middle finger to the man, a love letter to the universe, and a one-way ticket to pure sonic bliss. So crank up the volume, grab your dancin' shoes, and let Goldenhog wash over you like a tidal wave of pure, unadulterated love. You'll thank me later.

And remember, folks, if you ain't lovin' yourself after listenin' to this masterpiece, then you ain't listenin' hard enough. Go forth, spread the word, and let Goldenhog's slippery pomegranate be the fruit of your liberation. Amen.

P.S. Goldenhog, if you're readin' this, I need tickets to your next show. Like, yesterday. Please and thank you.

Sincerely,

Anthony Fantano, your friendly neighborhood internet music shaman.

credits

released January 5, 2024

s smith: vocals, programming, keys, guitar on don't drop the pick, kazoo on bbq pope and don't drop the pick, bird call on bbq pope

e smith: guitar on brutal music box, recorder, plastic lips on bbq pope, programming on good boy cool wound

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